- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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