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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Tony Romo

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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