- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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