guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

69

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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