What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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