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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Poker face

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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