what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Tony Romo

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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