- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What stops a train? A missile

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."