- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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