- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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