- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

if you don't like this you're gay

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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