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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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