Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Pickles are powerful

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Oh, right

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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