- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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