- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

I once did something.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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