Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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