- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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