A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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