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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

it's funny because it's funny

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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