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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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