- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

knock knock Dave's not here.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

the WNBA.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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