- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

i like men but im not gay

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

roy g biv

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??