Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

an emo girl walked into a white room

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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