- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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