- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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