- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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