A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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