Jokes Ki Duniya

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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THE GAME

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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I am quite mature.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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