Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats white jizz

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

thumb_up thumb_down -14

vote this down and i will DOX you

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

thumb_up thumb_down -16

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

thumb_up thumb_down -16

penis

thumb_up thumb_down -16

i keep getting thumbs down...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

thumb_up thumb_down -16

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Pickles are moist.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops