- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Long joke Your such a downey

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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