Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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