What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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