- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I <3 Hitler

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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