- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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WILLY

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Justin Bieber

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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