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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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