What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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