- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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