- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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