What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

fava beans

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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