- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

a. why? b. because

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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