what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

12 niqqa 12.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

I <3 Hitler

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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