- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

batman farted so hes retarded

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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