- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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