- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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