- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

I work at jcpenny

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Hail Hitler

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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