A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why didn't he finish his

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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