- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A mormon walks into a bar.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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