- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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