- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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