- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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