- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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