Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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