Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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