- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Women's rights

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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