You know what's funny? Rape

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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