- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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ecks! why zee?

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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