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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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