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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

I have read the terms and conditions

where is the world?

Who invented apple? God

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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