Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

I just threw up..In my pants.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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