1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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