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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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