What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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