One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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I like touching my boobs

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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