- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

osama bin laden is dead

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

So FDR walks into a bar.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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