- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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