- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Roses are red, yup.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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