Caroline Kelly.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

knock knock go away!!!

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock knock It's open, come in

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

No because your face is really f***** up.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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