- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Stop procrastinating.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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