- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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